Cricket

Great batsmen are all, very short
Wonder, the reason, my taller friend
The bat is short, forces you to bend
It ain't the effort that lets you down

It ain't just, to make them bend
Bent backs don't, last that long
Take off the limit, on the length,
Of the thing, they hold in there hand

Two dudes talking..

Dude no 1 - Hey dude, why don't you wait?
Dude no 2 - What, you want me to become a waiter?

Almost Everything..

Everything that goes up, has to come down
Everything that goes in, has to come out
Everything that goes around , has to come back