Was it fire or the smoke?

We all know one of the biggest discovery of the humankind is the FIRE! From there onwards its conceived, started the evolution of the intelligence. We've attributed a lot to the fire for the humankind!

Which makes me think! Was it fire or the SMOKE! It was also the discovery of the smoke! I wonder why no one paid any attention to this fact.

I know what you will think! Until and unless you are aware of the wisdom that brings, the smoke!

Anyway what about all the smoke inhaled by our ancestors sleeping in the caves with fire at the entrance! See my point!!

Fucking with Science

We all know, everything that goes up has to come down. Untill an unless its thrown with the escape velocity. Which in the case of earth is 11.2km/sec.

Now lets try to see the big picture. At the time of big bang, what happened. The blast caused everything to be thrown in the space, at what speed? This is the big question that comes to my mind! If it was not thrown at speed more then the escape velocity. Its gonna come back! Yes, the universe will begin to collapse in the future! The gravity at the centre of the universe, will pull it back.

So, happy expanding! And pray things were thrown into space at escape velocity!

I recommend - Universe in a nutshell, Stephen Hawking

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Chinks

Paco - Hey Sancho!! What are you doing?
Sancho - Finding chinks in his armour!!

Paco - How do you do that?
Sancho - Look! clunk..clunk..clunk..clunk..chink! See found one!

Paco - My goodnesss! This guy has got lot of clunks in his armour!!

Mark.

Jack - Hey, Mark. What are you doing?
Mark - Well, filling white pages. Making them partially black.

Rain god

A man was born some time in the past, long forgotten. He had a problem, right from the day of his birth. Wherever he went, rain would pour over his head all the time , 24 hrs of the day. He grew up like this, hearing from friends and relatives stories of the sun shinning over them and all around. How wonderful was it to have the sunlight fall over your skin and the warmth the body felt under it. Wherever he went people welcomed him a lot. In dry places more then in the wetter places. Though nobody wanted too much of him all around the year. Like this he lived for a long time. One day he committed suicide thinking what he will never have!

Luckily he got a slot in the heaven after his death. He felt very pleased as rain would bother him no more. One day the God called him and asked "Why did you commit suicide?"

He explained to God his wretched existence and all about the rains following him everywhere. To which the God replied "Didn't you know I made you the rain God?"

London

Woman - Dear, is the lawn done?
Man - Yes dear london!!